Kitchen sex
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Kitchen sex
She is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walks in. She turns and says, "You've got to make love to me-- this very moment.
"His eyes light up and he thinks, "This is my lucky day." Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraces her and then gives it his all on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she says, "Thanks," and returns to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asks, "What was that all about?"
She explains, "The egg timer'* broken."
P.*. I care not if this is a repost
He walks in. She turns and says, "You've got to make love to me-- this very moment.
"His eyes light up and he thinks, "This is my lucky day." Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraces her and then gives it his all on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she says, "Thanks," and returns to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asks, "What was that all about?"
She explains, "The egg timer'* broken."
P.*. I care not if this is a repost
Oh, I love it!! That is too darn funny!!!!
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Originally Posted by lash
Originally Posted by BLACK94SSEi
So when are you going to buy another timer :?: 
Oh the timer is broke again huh Honey.... we can work that out....LMAO
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