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Old 11-20-2006, 01:12 PM   #1
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She is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.

He walks in. She turns and says, "You've got to make love to me-- this very moment.

"His eyes light up and he thinks, "This is my lucky day." Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraces her and then gives it his all on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she says, "Thanks," and returns to the stove.

More than a little puzzled, he asks, "What was that all about?"

She explains, "The egg timer'* broken."


P.*. I care not if this is a repost
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Old 11-20-2006, 01:33 PM   #2
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Hahahaha... that is really good! Kudos to you, Peter!
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So when are you going to buy another timer


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I thought that eggs took longer than a minute to cook?
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Oh, I love it!! That is too darn funny!!!!
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If he'* smart, never...
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He broke it!
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So when are you going to buy another timer


If he'* smart, never...

Oh the timer is broke again huh Honey.... we can work that out....LMAO

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