At his annual checkup a 70-year old retired airline captain said to
his doctor, "I've never felt better...I have an 18-year old bride who is
pregnant with my child. What do you think of that?" The doctor replies,
"I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season.
One day he was in ahurry and picked up his umbrella by mistake.
When he got to the creek, he saw abeaver.
He raised his umbrella and went 'bang, bang, bang', and the
beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 70-year old said "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver."
The doctor said, "My point exactly

That is too hilarious!!!!!