1stPlace,$50*2nd Place,$20*Third Place, Club decal and Arrow

well it was a cool deal and I had some good laffs but I thinked it'* getting old and little response after alot of entries, so Hey gonna post three best to me and let ya guys pick the winner with poll. i gotta put down this can and find where the bed left me, maybe that was where i left the bed but ill find it,, eithier me or the bed

"Anything goes when it comes to hoes'.Pimpin ain't easy."

-BIG DADDY CANE-

Well that got a mild snicker out of me but....,has 2 b a quote from this site using quote button; example

that quote is great
oh sh*t
just fell out of my chair

How about this

ya it was eh? hated to use as an example but there alot more out there.

now were getting somewhere....nice one fuel...

i dont know if i can watch this topic cause of the constant laughing

yep. already spit coffee on floor
)and down shirt

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
Nope, no more booze for me
Sorry, but you're not really my type
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing
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i seen this and i just had to laugh i dont know if it meets the credensials of this contest but i thought it was funny

and your spelling wont get any prizes either
but loved the reply-thanx