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From: Robbinsdale, MN
Originally Posted by wakefieldl
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
Nope, no more booze for me
Sorry, but you're not really my type
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing
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i seen this and i just had to laugh i dont know if it meets the credensials of this contest but i thought it was funny
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
Nope, no more booze for me
Sorry, but you're not really my type
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing
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i seen this and i just had to laugh i dont know if it meets the credensials of this contest but i thought it was funny
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From: North of Buffalo, NY *** NEBF '05, '06, '07 *** ***ONBF & NYBF 06; 07*** ***WCBF 06***
Okay...not sure if the quoter or the quotee is to be the winner...so I'll quote myself as Fuel did (who stole his quote back from my siggy! 
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Originally Posted by SingsCountry1967
...just tell her it could be worse...instead of a car club, we could be a nudist club. That would make anyone appreciate a few open hoods and scattered car parts compared to the alternative....
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From: North of Buffalo, NY *** NEBF '05, '06, '07 *** ***ONBF & NYBF 06; 07*** ***WCBF 06***
More....surfing is suddenly much more interesting....
You know I already asked you to make it narrower...
Originally Posted by sse1990
I had been asked a while back to make mine smaller, even though I had the same sig for at least 6 months. As you can see it has been this way since then ( few months).
Originally Posted by willwren
Your width didn't have anything to do with 56k.
Originally Posted by J Wikoff
Originally Posted by Peterg22000
I hope mine is to the mods/admins liking.. I know its just over the width limit but i hope it can be over looked :( 
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From: Purgatory, Pennsylvania
oooooooo man! this is getting better and better and country girl its the one who posts the quote here and has to be in CLUB QUOTE BUTTON format so I can search for validity. Each week I'll post three best and last week before april fools I'll run a poll (i'm sure you'll help me with that and let the peers of the topic post vote so it'* all above board.... otherwise You'd have already won but dont be dismayed Cause
but dont be dismayed Cause
Originally Posted by gxp rules
Girls Always Drink Free @ The Cranberry Club!
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From: Glendale, AZ
I've got the winner right here....... cash or check will be fine.
Originally Posted by vital49
I'm local and anxious to get it on. I'm sure my lowers are getting kinda deformed by now
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From: August 07 COTM....NEBF '06, CEBF '06 OHMM '06 ONBF '07 CEBF '07
Hey Biggie, I don't think so.
How about this?
That'* what I said about the booby sub
How about this?
Is the vibrator stuck on high? Can anyone check?
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From: Right in front of you
Originally Posted by singscountry1967
I must say I was pretty excited to read in my owners manual that my Bonnie has a DIC. That'* why my '00 is my "midlife crisis." It was better than finding a boyfriend because 1) it has its own DIC 2) doesn't leave up the toilet seat or steal the remote and 3) I can ride it when I want, as long as I want, and as fast or slow as I want. Truly, a beautiful thing.
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these are getting so good I might have to run all the time,thanx for all the replys and keep them coming, I gotta go for a spell my laugh muscles are killing me and great to see the lighter side of forum being enjoyed in the proper sectionThanx DIZzy
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"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."
"Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse."
One for MOS
"I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it."
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man'* best friend. Inside of a dog it'* too dark to read."
All quoted by Groucho Marx
"Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse."
One for MOS
"I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it."
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man'* best friend. Inside of a dog it'* too dark to read."
All quoted by Groucho Marx