Greetings all,
I live in sunny Texas with my beautifull wife Venus, two cats Carolina and Oreo, and our rotten little mininature dachsund Tink. &

We have a dark red (or what ever GM calls it) 2001 Pontiac Bonneville SE that we bought used back in 2003. It had a little over 40k miles at the time and no notable problems. Since then, we've put

• 70 thousand miles,
• 8 tires,
• 2 wheels (alloys warp easily against curbs at high speeds, huh?),
• various other maintence parts, and a
• 10 disc mp3 CD changer

in/on it.

I have been reading this board for a few months. Now I am experiencing more problems with the car than I can keep up with. Normally I would trade a car in at this point, but this car is more fun to drive than any other practical car I have previously owned. Since they do not make 'em anymore, I'm going to need some help to keep it on the road.

I am Sergeant Whit; hear me roar.

I was born the seventh of eight octuplets in Meeteetse, Wyoming. I attended Meeteetse High School, home of the Meeteetse Mighty Midgets, were I was the head of Public Relations for the Debate Club and an active participant in the Meeteetse Mighty Midget Soccer Spirit Squad.

After graduating Magna *** Laude, I attended the Meeteetse Shinto Seminary, where I majored in Off-road ATV color commentary, and minored in Underwater Basket Weaving.
After receiving my Doctorate of Business, I opened a printing press in downtown Toronto that printed obscure 3rd Century B.C. Greek manuscripts that no one could read. I vowed that it would be my life’* work, due to the pure thrill that the words philia, agape, eros, and storge imparted in my soul.

In spite of the lack of interest in this dead language, I kept the business afloat. I used the grant money I received from an elderly iron worker during my two-year sabbatical in Borneo spent studying the nocturnal mating rituals of hissing cockroaches. Hissing cockroaches are not just tasty, I might add, but to die for.

After saving 14 small children and a baby seal from almost certain death in a burning school bus embedded in the side of a mountain, after being the subject of a local college student’* “scientific experiment” with a JATO rocket, I realized I had a call for public service.

Since I was denied entry into the French Foreign Legion due to my cannibalistic eating habits, I decided to join the US Army as an Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile Repairer. After my third tour in ‘Nam, I re-classed to be a Tanker.

note: Some or all of the above may have been fabricated
Names and/or places may have been changed to protect the innocent

Sorry for the burst of excitment. Ive been here a few years waiting for more Texasns to join. Whew, its about time. Welcome. This is a great place with great people. You can get and give alot of help about car stuff and otherwise.

Where is Kileen. I believe my mothers second husband was stationed there once. I may even have lived there and can't remember. Im in the Dallas area.

Welcome..

Damn, with all these texas people now, When I goto San antonio next month, i wont have to ask for directions

Welcome to the club.....

Killeen is centered between Austin and Waco. It'* about an 45 minute drive each way.

It is located aroung Fort Hood, along with Temple, Copperas Cove, Harker Hieghts, Nolanville, Belton, and Gatesville.

I also travel regularly to Texarkana and Minneapolis, MN.

Welcome to the obsession!

welcome to the club, and ya seems your gonna do well bud with the rest of the ward.

But watch out!

ya almost stepped in the meetetsee.....................and there'* alot of it laying around in here

Well. Small world. I grew up in Austin TX, was stationed at Ft Hood from 88 to about 92 or 93, and now live in Minneapolis.

Howdy Neighbour!!!