Three old guys wer talking one morning over coffee about which was the worst age to be.

"Sixty is the worst age to be."Said the 60-year-old-man.

"You feel like you have to pee all the time and most of the time you just stand there and nothing comes out."

"AHHH,that'* nothing." said the 70-year-old. "When you reach seventy,you don't have a bowel movement anymore.
You take laxatives,eat bran and sit on the toilet all day and NOTHING comes out!!!!!"

"Actually" said the 80-year-old "Eighty is the worst age of all!!!!"

"You have trouble peeing too???" asked the 60-year-old

"No,not really,I pee every morning at 6:00. Like a racehorse on a flat rock,no problem at all!!!

"So,do you have a problem with your bowel movment???"

"No,I have one every morning at 6:30."

With great exasperation the 60-year-old said "Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and poop every morning at 6:30. WHAT'* so bad about being 80???"





















"I don't wake up until 7:00!!!!!"

at least you can have someone else clean you at the age.......cuz that'* a shi**y job