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Old 09-28-2005, 04:11 PM   #1
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Default What'* the worst age to be????

Three old guys wer talking one morning over coffee about which was the worst age to be.

"Sixty is the worst age to be."Said the 60-year-old-man.

"You feel like you have to pee all the time and most of the time you just stand there and nothing comes out."

"AHHH,that'* nothing." said the 70-year-old. "When you reach seventy,you don't have a bowel movement anymore.
You take laxatives,eat bran and sit on the toilet all day and NOTHING comes out!!!!!"

"Actually" said the 80-year-old "Eighty is the worst age of all!!!!"

"You have trouble peeing too???" asked the 60-year-old

"No,not really,I pee every morning at 6:00. Like a racehorse on a flat rock,no problem at all!!!

"So,do you have a problem with your bowel movment???"

"No,I have one every morning at 6:30."

With great exasperation the 60-year-old said "Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and poop every morning at 6:30. WHAT'* so bad about being 80???"

"I don't wake up until 7:00!!!!!"
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at least you can have someone else clean you at the age.......cuz that'* a shi**y job
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