Talking Dog
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Talking Dog
One day a guy sees a sign in front of a house:
"Talking Dog For Sale".
He rings the bell and the owner, Bubba, tells him the dog is in the
backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black lab just sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the lab replies.
"So, what'* your story?"
The lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young
and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift,
and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in
rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog
would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies
eight years running".... "The jetting around really tired me out, and I
knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down."
"So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security
work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I
uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of
medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks Bubba what he wants for the
dog.
"Ten dollars".
The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so
cheap?"
"He'* a liar. He didn't do any of that sh*t."
"Talking Dog For Sale".
He rings the bell and the owner, Bubba, tells him the dog is in the
backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black lab just sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the lab replies.
"So, what'* your story?"
The lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young
and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift,
and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in
rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog
would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies
eight years running".... "The jetting around really tired me out, and I
knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down."
"So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security
work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I
uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of
medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks Bubba what he wants for the
dog.
"Ten dollars".
The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so
cheap?"
"He'* a liar. He didn't do any of that sh*t."
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