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ZIP UP
A BOSS WALKED INTO THE OFFICE ONE MORNING NOT KNOWING
THAT HIS ZIPPER WAS DOWN AND HIS FLY AREA IS WIDE OPEN
HIS SECRETARY WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID "BOSS THIS
MORNING WHEN YOU LEFT YOUR HOUSE, DID YOU CLOSE YOUR
GARAGE DOOR?"
THIS WAS NOT A PHRASE THAT HER BOSS UNDERSTOOD, SO HE
WENT INTO HIS OFFICE LOOKING A BIT PUZZLED
WHEN HE WAS ABOUT DONE WITH HIS PAPERWORK HE SUDDENLY NOTICED
THAT HIS ZIPPER WAS NOT ZIPPED UP
HE ZIPPED UP AND REMEMBERING WHAT HIS SECRETARY HAS
TOLD HIM, FINALLY UNDERSTOOD . THEN HE INTENTIONALLY
WENT OUT TO ASK FOR A CUP OF COFFEE FROM HIS SECRETARY.
WHEN HE REACHED HER DESK, HE SAID "WHEN YOU SAW THE GARAGE DOOR OPEN DID YOU SEE MY
JAGUAR PARKED IN THERE?"
THE SECRETARY SMILED FOR A MOMENT AND SAID "
"NO BOSS I DIDN'T, ALL I SAW WAS A MINI VAN WITH 2 FLAT TIRES"
THAT HIS ZIPPER WAS DOWN AND HIS FLY AREA IS WIDE OPEN
HIS SECRETARY WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID "BOSS THIS
MORNING WHEN YOU LEFT YOUR HOUSE, DID YOU CLOSE YOUR
GARAGE DOOR?"
THIS WAS NOT A PHRASE THAT HER BOSS UNDERSTOOD, SO HE
WENT INTO HIS OFFICE LOOKING A BIT PUZZLED
WHEN HE WAS ABOUT DONE WITH HIS PAPERWORK HE SUDDENLY NOTICED
THAT HIS ZIPPER WAS NOT ZIPPED UP
HE ZIPPED UP AND REMEMBERING WHAT HIS SECRETARY HAS
TOLD HIM, FINALLY UNDERSTOOD . THEN HE INTENTIONALLY
WENT OUT TO ASK FOR A CUP OF COFFEE FROM HIS SECRETARY.
WHEN HE REACHED HER DESK, HE SAID "WHEN YOU SAW THE GARAGE DOOR OPEN DID YOU SEE MY
JAGUAR PARKED IN THERE?"
THE SECRETARY SMILED FOR A MOMENT AND SAID "
"NO BOSS I DIDN'T, ALL I SAW WAS A MINI VAN WITH 2 FLAT TIRES"
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