Zen Thoughts - GM Forum - Buick, Cadillac, Chev, Olds, GMC & Pontiac chat


Lounge For casual talk about things unrelated to General Motors. In other words, off-topic stuff. And anything else that does not fit Section Description.

Reply
 
 
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 11-17-2005, 04:45 PM   #1
Senior Member
Certified GM nut
Thread Starter
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 1,933
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
95seand78z28 is on a distinguished road
Default Zen Thoughts

Zen Thoughts (for those who take life too seriously):

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A day without sunshine is like, night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

99% of Lawyers give the rest a bad name.

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Remember, half the people you know are below average.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!

If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

OK, so what'* the speed of dark?

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked
something.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

And, your final Zen thought for the day . . . .

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
95seand78z28 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-17-2005, 04:49 PM   #2
Senior Member
Certified Car Nut
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Robbinsdale, MN
Posts: 15,408
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
MOS95B is on a distinguished road
Default Re: Zen Thoughts

Quote:
Originally Posted by 95seand78z28
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
MOS95B is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-17-2005, 10:37 PM   #3
Senior Member
Posts like a Turbo
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Wheaton, Illinois
Posts: 369
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
NiKo is on a distinguished road
Default Re: Zen Thoughts

Quote:
Originally Posted by 95seand78z28
Zen Thoughts (for those who take life too seriously):
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
For a great visual example of this, refer to the Showtime series made by Penn & Teller, "Bullsh**". Thats its actual name, no joke, without the bleep. It'* all about them proving stuff wrong and calling it bull doody.
NiKo is offline   Reply With Quote
 
 
Reply

Related Topics
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Zen Sarcasm Archon Lounge 4 10-23-2005 05:13 AM
Marker, back-up and taillights are possessed! Any thoughts? Nebulas 2000-2005 4 10-13-2003 06:12 PM
Lingering thoughts willwren Lounge 18 10-09-2003 06:25 PM
Interesting supercharger thoughts hairbear21 Forced Induction 2 08-25-2003 06:10 PM
Looking at 99 GP with 122 K tonight .... any thoughts. jhammer22 1992-1999 7 07-18-2003 01:15 AM


Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 12:30 AM.


We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.