Yeah, no mom or GF either.
I'm with your dad.. its Hallmark created BS.

SilverSurfer I'll be your Valentine!

That just didn't sound right. Don't we have a Don't Ask, Don't Tell Policy

BAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahaha.

My wife doesn't know which end of a crescent wrench to put on a wrench. But can neuter in 3 minutes at $150/twin whack. Hmm..... decisions......."Itz alright Hon,.... You go to work, I'll fix the car".

When i was working on my quad a while ago and my friends were "supervising" my girl friend over heard us talking and caught bits and pieces of the conversion and said "Well put spark plugs in the tires then if it'll go faster" LOL... What in the world?

hey with her skills, she must be handy to have around for getting sutures at home when super glue just won't get the job done.

LOL, I prefer to work on myself, and superglue and electricians tape works wonders. I really hate stitches.

When we get into arguments she thinks that "procedure" is her trump card and reminds me I could be missing them before I wake up........

LMAO yeah superglue has held me together many a time.

would hate to think the threats the missus would give if she was in your wife'* field LOL if she performed that "procedure" I doubt it would entail any surgical precision, most likely it would involve the Mossberg she keeps under her side of the mattress.