Alcohol saved my life.




Well, according to the paramedics and doctors that saw me, they said if I had not had a large amount of alcohol in my system at the time of the accident, I may have died from stroke or heart attack.


Read about it here:


http://www.thestar.com/News/article/162844
or
http://www.forbes.com/forbeslife/hea...out600219.html
or
http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNew...ub=CTVNewsAt11



not quite the same but similar theory.

Well than drink up!!

that is why most drunk drivers aren't as injured as the people they hit because they are more relaxed, etc.

Geee, I always thought that it was well know that drunks get hurt less, if at all, in most types of accidents. LOL

THATS IT - im going to the liquor store for reinforcements!

Hey! I didnt feel a thing when I was pushed down Boosty'* stairs


till the next day

See !

The same thing happened to my mom, even walkede home on a broken leg once.

you just gotta keep drinking more

Its true. Alcohol will prevent the body from going into shook. Just don't be like me and try to jump from 5 stories up into the snow. If I hadn't been stopped nothing good would of come from it.

Wait, joo were crunk when you got rear ended?