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Old 10-24-2004, 03:01 AM   #1
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Default You might be a ricer IF.....................

You have aftermarket FRONT wheels for racing but stock rear wheels.

Your engine makes twice as much horsepower as torque.

You put your automatic car in neutral at every stoplight in order to roll it back and try to fool other people into thinking you have a manual transmission

Your mod list includes stereo equipment, shifter handle, MOMO steering wheel, PIA driving lights, exhaust tip, but no REAL engine parts.

Your tailpipe extension fell off during a quarter mile race and you went three tenths of a second faster due to weight savings.


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You spent $5,000 on the engine and you can not out run a stock Grand Prix,Firebird, or BONNEVILLE!!!!!
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TRUE THAT!!!!!!!
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Your dad is worried cause you bought a car with less displacement than his lawnmower
I know a guy with a 1.3L Metro (the big engine), I drive a 1L lawnmower. It'* soooooo sad...
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Ha ha so verry true
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