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Old 12-14-2006, 01:59 AM   #1
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Default you know yall are from texas when...

*You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Ennis, Waxahachie, Palestine, Decatur, Wichita Falls, San Antonio, Waco, and Amarillo.


*A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.


*You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.


*You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.


*You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.


*You measure distance in minutes.


*Little Smokies are something you serve only for special occasions.


*You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.


*You know cowpies are not made of beef.


*Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date, moving date, vacation, or birthday party.


*You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than your fist.


*You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in the same store.


*A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Chevy 3500 4x4 is.


*You know everything goes better with Ranch.


*You actually get these jokes and are "fixin" to send them to your friends.


*You go to the river/lake because you think it is like going to the
ocean.


*You go to the gas station and there is a sign in the window that reads, "No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service!"


*Your family pet is the stray dog with one leg that came limping up to your door.


*You say "Up-their" when you are refering to a place "Over there".


* You say "yall" as if it was normal.


*You get made fun of for the way you talk.


*People always ask you if you own a horse and ride it to school.


*You get asked if you say "howdy"


*the weather can be sunny one day...rainy another and snowy the next.


*Finally you are 100% Texan if you have ever heard this conversation:

"You wanna coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?"
"Dr. Pepper."


i actually did most of those things and had that converstaition to a t today
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Default Re: you know yall are from texas when...

All very true, except for one modification...

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*Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date, moving date, vacation, or birthday party.
That one should say High School football schedule...
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Here it would be college football schedule
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