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Old 04-17-2007, 10:40 PM   #1
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Default Yale Graduate vs. Redneck

Yale Graduate vs. Redneck

The National Poetry Contest had come down to two semi-finalists:
a) a Yale graduate
b) a Redneck

They were given a single word, then allowed two minutes to come up with
a poem containing that word. The word they were given was "TIMBUKTU".

The Yale graduate stepped up the microphone and said:

"SLOWLY ACROSS THE DESERT SAND
TREKKED A LONELY CARAVAN.
MEN ON CAMELS - TWO BY TWO
DESTINATION - TIMBUKTU".

The crowd went crazy! No way could the Redneck top that, they thought.

The Redneck calmly made his way to the microphone, and recited:

"ME AND TIM A HUNTIN' WENT,
MET THREE ****** IN A POP-UP TENT.
DEY WAS THREE, AND WE WAS TWO
SO I BUCKED ONE, AND TIMBUKTU".

The Redneck won hands down
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