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Old 05-04-2006, 12:14 PM   #1
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Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts
around Home Depot when they collide.

The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for
my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That'* OK. It'* a coincidence, but I'm looking
for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your
wife look like?

The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair,
blue eyes, long legs, big *****, and she'* wearing a skimpy halter top and
tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?"

The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let'* look for yours."
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