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Old 03-24-2006, 10:49 PM   #1
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WORLD WAR III IS COMING



President Bush and Sec'y Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush
and Rumsfeld sitting over there?"
The bartender says, "Yep, that'* them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a
real honor! What are you guys doing in here?"

"W" says, "We're planning WW III."
And the guy says, "Really? What'* going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million
Muslims and one blonde with big *****."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big *****?
Why kill a blonde with big *****?"
Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you
no one CARES about the 140 million Muslims".
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New take on an old joke. But i deffinetly like your version.

Two guy'* walk in a bar and notice a guy sitting by himself at the end of the bar.
First guy say'* "Dude, he looks like Hitler!"
Second guy "ya right, look at him, he'* talking to himself and writing on napkins."
First guy "I swear thats Hitler. I'm gonna go talk to him."
He walks over the guy at the end of the bar. "Sir, i can't help notice you look alot like Hitler."
Man "Thats because i am."
First guy "what are you doing here and what are you writing on all these napkins?"
Man "I'm planning on killing all the jews and one puppy."
First guy " Why a puppy?"
Man "See, no one cares about the jew'*!"
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Horrible ......................
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i like the Bush one....

its a little bit more believeable....
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