I'll drink to this one!
There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and
by hand. This virus is called
Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else
via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life
completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK, put your
jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase
one of the three antidotes known as

Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE),
Victim-Of-Doing-Krappy-Administrative-Stuff (VODKA)
or my personal favorite,
Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER).

Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated
from your system.