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Old 03-04-2006, 02:53 AM   #1
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A Hawaiian Woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were
arguing about which place had the toughest trees.

The Hawaiian woodpecker said that they had a tree
that no woodpecker could peck. The Canadian woodpecker
challenged him and promptly pecked a hole in the tree
with no problem.

The Hawaii woodpecker was in awe.

The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Hawaiian
woodpecker to peck a Canadian tree that was absolutely
unpeckable. The Hawaiian woodpecker expressed
confidence that he could do it and accepted the
challenge.

After flying to Canada , the Hawaiian woodpecker
successfully pecked the tree with no problem. The two
woodpeckers were now confused.

How is that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck
the Hawaiian tree and the Hawaiian woodpecker was able
to peck the Canadian tree when neither one was able to
peck the tree in their own country?

After much pecking, they both came to the same
conclusion. Your pecker is always harder when you're
away from home.
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umm ...ok...umm...yah..umm no...as long as ur not married!... haha funny though
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not true
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It was a joke guys
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