Someone asked me about some behaviors of women in regards to food.

For example, you make yTheirself a sandwich, having already asked if yTheir lady friend would like one, and not five minutes later, they ask for a small bite, and end up eating half. I would like to take this time to try and explain a few basics of women and grub.

1. When They go out to eat,there are several reasons they get salad.

A. They like salad.

B. They don't know how much cabbage the guy has on him, so they get a salad, which is usually cheapest, so as not to embarrass him.

C. They ate a big huge meal at home so that they wouldn't look like a pig and inhale a steak, with lots of vegetables and maybe a big piece of tiramisu later.

D. They don't like anything else on the menu.

E. Although not familiar with this one ...They may be on a diet.

2. When they order the salad, and then ask for a bite of your real food it is because...

A. They really hate salad, but they didn’t want to look bad.

B. They are still hungry (because their salad sucked).

C. Your steak looks and smells really good, and They honestly just want to try it. Just a bite. Really.

3. When you make food at home, and then they steal it, it could also be for several reasons.

A. They really didn't want a sandwich, but yours just looks so good that they didn’t want to be left out of the mouthgasm.

B. When you asked 5 minutes ago, they really weren't hungry. Appetites like moods can change depending on their hormones.

C. They are disgusting little thieves.

I hope that the men out there have found this helpful. Women are really beyond any concrete explanation, no matter what the topic. Your best bet is to just smile and nod.

You must really like to play with fire! LOL

you got one about women and their restroom behavior? I've noticed many many times that women go to the restroom in droves. I think some one did post a joke about this, I can't remember. Anyway, it'* like Pat asking Boosty if he would go to the restroom with him. That'* creepy but it'* alright with women, what gives?

It is hard to have a dialog with one person. LOL

Pat & Boosty definately have to stop going to the restroom together, people are starting to talk

Most of the time women go together so they can get away from the guys and talk about them. Like once I met this guy, talked to him for about 2 weeks on the phone, he seemed nice but I only agreed to go out with him if he had a date for my friend. We all met and the guy turned out to be this big jerk that acted like I should be impressed he had big biceps I took my friend into the ladies room and told her that I couldn't take one more minute of this jerk and we were leaving. The sad thing was she really liked her date. We walked back up to the table, shook his friends hand, told him it was nice to meet him and then we turned around and left and I never said anything to the jerk!

ive headed that off. those sandwich-stealing little theives.

i make two sandwiches. then when she asks for a bite, i say "sure. in fact, you can have that one, ive got two." and then i get points for being willing to give one to her. then if she makes a fuss about "well thats yours" blah. i just respond "i made that one for you. i thought you might change your mind"

see, its consideration and gets major points.

sandwiches and salad? no way...bring on the beef. Bathroom buddies? Yea...what Tracy said...and also to borrow hairspray, mascara, and the occasional femine product which you never seem to have when that "time" sneaks up on you three days early because you loaned your last one to a gf the weekend before.

Gee Traceeeee, dont ya hate when that happens

I ordered a salad once at a FlyingJ, expecting it to be a 'light' meal cause I wasn't too hungry.

IT WAS ******* HUGE

I now have newfound respect for salads. Or portion sizes at FlyingJ locations.

If God had meant for man to understand women,they would have come with a help and troubleshooting guide....................