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Old 05-25-2007, 09:42 AM   #1
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Sorry, had to go here...

This morning on the Interstate,

I looked over to my left and there was a

Woman In a brand new

Cadillac Doing 65 mph

With her Face up next to her

Rear view mirror Putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away

For a couple seconds !

And when I looked back she was

Halfway over in my lane,

Still working on that makeup.

As a man,

I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much;

I dropped My electric shaver,

Which knocked The donut

Out of my other hand.

In all The confusion of trying

To straighten out the car

Using my knees against The steering wheel,

it knocked my cell phone

away from my ear

which fell into the coffee

between my legs,

splashed, and burned

Big Jim and the Twins

ruined the damn phone,

soaked my trousers,

and disconnected an

important call.


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Damned women....

Can't live with 'em....

The end

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but you can't live without (once you've already had them)
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but you can't live without (once you've already had them)
I'm sure there are some around here that would Argue that point....
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