Women...............
02-14-2009, 01:26 PM
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Women...............
Happy Valentines Day!!!
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromata really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It'* one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows
Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know whena woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....'
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How do you fix a woman'* watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman'* sex drive by 90%.
It'* called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --
Why is a Laundromata really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It'* one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows
Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --
How do you know whena woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....'
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --
How do you fix a woman'* watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman'* sex drive by 90%.
It'* called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
02-16-2009, 08:02 PM
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She ended up working at the clinic Saturday, after having to go in for an emergency Friday night. So Sunday was a day to simmer off a little. Today was a mouthful of Novocaine and she had three teeth drilled and filled. We get home and the truck plaza left a message....All done and $3900. So thats sums up her Valentine weekend. I'll be tip toeing around the house for some time.
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