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Old 07-17-2006, 12:11 PM   #1
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Witty Signs


Vets office:

"all unattended children given free kitten"


Plumber:

"We repair what your husband fixed."


Pizza shop slogan:

"7 days without pizza makes one Weak."


At a tire shop in Milwaukee:

"Invite us to your next blowout."


Door of a plastic surgeon'* office:

"Hello, can we pick your nose?"


Sign at the psychic'* Hotline:

"Don't call us, we'll call you."


At a Towing Company:

"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."


Billboard on the side of the road:

"Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs."


On an Electricians truck:

"Let us remove your shorts."


In a Nonsmoking Area:

"If we see smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."


On Maternity Room Door:

"Push, Push, Push."


At an Optometrists Office

"If you don't see what your looking for you've come to the right place."


On a Taxidermist'* window:

"We really know our stuff."


In a Podiatrist'* office:

"Time wounds all heels."


On a fence:

"Salesmen Welcome, Dog food is expensive."


Outside a Muffler Shop:

"No appointment necessary, we'll hear you coming."


In a Veterinarian'* waiting room:

"Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!"


Inside a Bowling Alley:

"Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."


In the front yard of a funeral home:

"Drive carefully, we'll wait."


In a counselors office:

"Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.
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Old 07-17-2006, 04:58 PM   #2
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those are great...
i love this one...
In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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I like the sign to the men'* room that has a no sign for peeing on the floor, and no sexual activities.
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I have a picture on my phone of a sign on a door in a hospital that reads "Do not enter if door is closed."
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I tried to get a pic at work of a fire door that had a sgin that said leave this door closed at all times. The door was propped open! But camera phone just didnt work well enough.
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i have a sign on my door in my room that i stole off a cardboard bailer of a store i was helping close 9going out of buisness)

it reads: "Close the door before turning me on"
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i have a sign on my door in my room that i stole off a cardboard bailer of a store i was helping close 9going out of buisness)

it reads: "Close the door before turning me on"
That is funny!!
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Agreed.... Funny. Stop agreeing with me damnit!
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Agreed.... Funny. Stop agreeing with me damnit!
I know!! What is up with that???
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I'm married now little lady.... You can't keep flirting with me!
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