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Old Feb 7, 2010 | 03:42 PM
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AT THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Thursday February 25, 2010

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.

Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.

Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.

4 weeks, Saturday'* noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
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Old Feb 7, 2010 | 03:51 PM
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hahahahaha i love it!!!
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Old Feb 7, 2010 | 04:29 PM
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Love the seat one.
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Old Feb 7, 2010 | 04:36 PM
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lmaoo. hysterical. Especially Class 6.
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Old Feb 7, 2010 | 05:00 PM
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I wonder how many women would think there real classes
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Old Feb 7, 2010 | 05:30 PM
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My wife didn't find it as funny as I did
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Old Feb 7, 2010 | 11:22 PM
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Oh god class 10 is awesome
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Old Feb 8, 2010 | 06:34 AM
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LOL

That went on to a few friends...
Thanks Kevin
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Old Feb 8, 2010 | 07:54 AM
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Thid is amazing!!! Thanks for a good one
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Old Feb 8, 2010 | 09:49 AM
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My wife & mother in law need class 11.
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