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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
November 15, 2066
at the age of 80 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (26%)
Alcoholism (20%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Homicide (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (7%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
November 15, 2066
at the age of 80 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (26%)
Alcoholism (20%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Homicide (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (7%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
November 23, 2060
at the age of 79 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (21%)
Electrolysis (12%) - WTF?
Heart Attack (10%)
Drowning (8%)
Homicide (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Appearently, they don't think I'm limber enough to pleasure myself, or plenty limber so that it causes no stress... hmm... yep, definatly not limber enough.
November 23, 2060
at the age of 79 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (21%)
Electrolysis (12%) - WTF?
Heart Attack (10%)
Drowning (8%)
Homicide (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Appearently, they don't think I'm limber enough to pleasure myself, or plenty limber so that it causes no stress... hmm... yep, definatly not limber enough.
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From: Sycamore, IL
Originally Posted by thespark.com
September 20, 2055
at the age of 70 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (37%)
Drowning (9%)
Homicide (8%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
at the age of 70 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (37%)
Drowning (9%)
Homicide (8%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
--Christine :?
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Originally Posted by BonneAlien
On that date you will most likely die from:
Auto-Fellatio (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (7%)
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the **** business.
8% work in the **** business.
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Your results have been tabulated, and your IQ is...
154
That'* above average. Here'* how you compare to the other people your age who've taken the IQ test:
people dumber than you (94%)
people as smart as you (0%)
people smarter than you (6%)
(based on 2,417,698 total submits)
Your total time was: 27 minutes and 55 seconds.
The average person like you takes 26:11.
The highest score recorded by someone your age is 218.
At your age, girls are stupider than boys.
154
That'* above average. Here'* how you compare to the other people your age who've taken the IQ test:
people dumber than you (94%)
people as smart as you (0%)
people smarter than you (6%)
(based on 2,417,698 total submits)
Your total time was: 27 minutes and 55 seconds.
The average person like you takes 26:11.
The highest score recorded by someone your age is 218.
At your age, girls are stupider than boys.
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From: Robbinsdale, MN
Un-Telligence Test:
The Test Results Are In! "You kick ***."
You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:
88% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:
"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that'* only part of the equation.
"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.
"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
Final Score: 88% Un-telligent
You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:
88% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:
"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that'* only part of the equation.
"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.
"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
Final Score: 88% Un-telligent
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From: Kansas - yet again...
You kick ***
You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:
66% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:
"Interesting. While the subject shows an above average level of intelligence, his sense of observation is somewhat below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, wolves behave in the same manner, but he'* smarter than any animal.
"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
Final Score: 66% Un-telligent
You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:
66% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:
"Interesting. While the subject shows an above average level of intelligence, his sense of observation is somewhat below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, wolves behave in the same manner, but he'* smarter than any animal.
"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
Final Score: 66% Un-telligent