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Old 11-24-2005, 02:13 AM   #1
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Default Wife'* BIrthday

A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife'* birthday.

His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the

driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".

The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She

opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday
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Oh wait I heard that before,
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