ok. Whats the fat penguin line?

Met my girlfriend on the internet, couldnt be happier right now!

Walk up to a girl and say "Fat penguin".
When she gives the inevitable reply, "Huh?", you say, "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

My Brother is a romance hack...

Poor Tracy.......you just got the wrong chat channel.........try the 30 something boards.......they at least have more creative pickup lines...........like; hi.....I drive a bonneville, or: ...hi.......I'm supercharged, and you?............Lisa fell for them!

I too am a victim of internet romance......10 years later still going strong.......But has cost me a Sunfire GT, and Grand Prix GT, and a G6 GTP!

This did turn out rather funny! Thanks for the memories Paul and Frank! Yes I remember both incidences all too well .

Actually, the first guy I met online ended up in a three year relationship...it ended when he moved to Iraq to work. So yes, there are a LOT of success stories, me included.

This guy was sooooo desperate sounding...but I have to say, that Fat Penquin line ... ...that is just plain Baaaaaaad!

The sad thing is that it actually WORKED. I went out with her for something like 3 months.

Hmmmm I must try that one day

And garb, welcome back to the club stranger

hahaha, that fat penguin line is awesome

*runs off to chat room*

I've done the 'net thing. First one I met I stayed with for about 2 years I think. But it went so far south, that even sweet tea became sugar water

I've met some good ones online though. Not good enough to keep around, but good enough to hang out with. I've been told I'm of a rare breed.

Funny....I guess that puts me in the same league as the chupacabra.

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