For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax buildup, poor blood or anything else I could think of.
But now I found out the real reason. I'm tired because I'm overworked.
Here'* why:. . .

The population of this country is 273 million.
140 million are retired.
That leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 48 million to do the work.
Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 19 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces, kickin' *** at home and abroad.
Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 14.8 million people who work for state and city governments.
And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And there you are sitting on your ***,
at your computer, reading jokes.
Nice. Real nice.

Someone has to!! I mean theres only you and me doing all this work so........

gee, that sounds so familiar to me..... It'* almost as if I've read that recently

Hey, thats kinda cool. What about my 60 co workers?

I DONT KNOW WHY THIS POSTED TWICE??????

~DELETED TO HIDE MY RETARDNESS~

Too funny Mos and the numbers may be a little exagerated but probably a real issue with our society. .... Where have ya been???

The sumbitches have actually been making me work!! And with no internet at home yet, I'm kinda screwed....

WOW!! A double post by Black94ssei that wasn't next to each other :?: