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Old 06-20-2005, 12:44 PM   #1
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Check out counter
A man standing in line at a check out counter of a grocery
store was very
surprised when a very attractive woman behind him said,
"Hello!"



Her face was beaming. He gave her that "who are you?" look,
and couldn't
remember ever having seen her before. Then, noticing his
look, she
figured she had made a mistake and Apologized.



"Look," she said, "I'm really sorry but when I first saw you,
I thought
you were the father of one of my children." That said, she
turned and
walked out of the store.



The guy was dumbfounded and thought to himself, "What the
hell is the
world coming to? Here is an attractive woman who can't keep
track of who
fathers her children! "



Then he got a little panicky. "I don't remember her," he
thought but,
MAYBE....during one of the wild parties he had been to when
he was in
college, perhaps he did father her child!



He hurried from the store and caught her in the parking lot
and asked,
"Are you the girl I met at a party in college and then we got
really drunk
and had wild crazy sex on the pool table in front of
everyone?"



No", she said with a horrified look on her face. "I'm your
son'* second
grade teacher
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cute, but there is a story breakdown (don't hit me)

"Look," she said, "I'm really sorry but when I first saw you,
I thought
you were the father of one of my children." That said, she
turned and
walked out of the store.


He wasn't anybody she knew at this point.

No", she said with a horrified look on her face. "I'm your
son'* second
grade teacher

Now he is.

cute concept though.(please don't hit me)
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