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Old 09-09-2009, 03:10 PM   #1
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A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known spot. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look.

He sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails.

Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver'* window. The young man lowers his window. 'Uh, yes, Officer?' The cop says: 'What are you doing?' The young man says: ?Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine....? Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says: 'And her, what is she doing?' The young man shrugs: 'Sir, I believe she'* filing her fingernails. '

Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in a lover'* lane ... and nothing obscene is happening! The cop asks: 'What'* your age, young man?' The young man says: 'I'm 22, sir.' The cop asks: 'And her ... what'* her age?' The young man looks at his watch and replies: 'She'll be 18 in 11 minutes.'
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Heard It Before, Told It Before, Still Laughing cuz its AWESOME!!!!

thanks Kev, slow day at work, needed a good laugh
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LOL! Good one Kev
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That one even made my wife laugh.
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Mrs V made a face and said itz sick. (She has 3 daughters). She'* still frowning at my chuckling......
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