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Old 11-06-2002, 09:37 PM   #11
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"Your [email protected]@ must be a keg cause I'd like to tap it"
"cense your mom did I figured you would too"
"would you like your eggs over easy or spermed?"
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Even though these are comeback lines, they are still funny.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes that'* why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you're a fat skank.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Probably because you'd be on your knees greeting my crotch.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That'* cool, 'cause after I get done nailing you in the back of my car... I don't give a crap where you go.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: No problem, I can always withdraw onto your face

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: That works for me... as long as you're still warm when I do you.
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--- HOW MUCH??? very bad!
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"Ya Wanna?"

"You're not my type"
"Did you just wake up? I mean, it'* 8 o'clock, and you're at a club."
"I don't like guys with Dark hair"
"Ew..."
"I have to go to the bathroom"
"Do you always look like that?"
"I'm sorry."
"I like Harry Potter too, but you're no wizard."
"You're not like other guys I've met... they're usually attractive and intellegent"

At least, I think they were trying to pick me up.... :o

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"are those astranaunt pants? because they're/you're out of this world"

That seems to be the best they can come up with in Sutton.

oh wait lol here'* sort of one i got last night (after knowing this guy for like 5 mins)

"you are a very nice and curteous girl - isn't she a nice girl? My mother would LOVE to meet you sometime"

YEA, RIGHT BUDDY. lol.
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I don't know about the best pick up line, but I think I have the most successful. I'm 41 with a 18 and a 19 year old son. My wife asks me if i want to visit Vegas 30 months ago... I now have a 21 month old son. I'd say that'* a great pick-up line.
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