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Old 12-31-2005, 09:51 AM   #1
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An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A teenager walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different
colors: green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.
The old man just stared. Every time the teenager looked, the old man was staring.
The teenager finally said sarcastically, "What'* the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?" Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
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You were up early this morning honey.....Starting the day off with a laugh, what could be better
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Heard that one before. Still funny as hell.
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that'* awsome!!
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Oh PDad, you'll work for me? Awesome.

"Will Work For Fuel"

Looks like you're working for me now.

Fuel
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Oh PDad, you'll work for me? Awesome.

"Will Work For Fuel"

Looks like you're working for me now.

Fuel
Sorry Fuel, but he works for me..........and the car is mine.
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That'* a good one....even Laura laughed.

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.....Starting the day off with a laugh, what could be better
I know one thing..
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That'* a good one....even Laura laughed.

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.....Starting the day off with a laugh, what could be better
I know one thing..
read my mind
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That'* a good one....even Laura laughed.

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.....Starting the day off with a laugh, what could be better
I know one thing..
read my mind
Ditto!! First you start off with and then he can make you laugh later.
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