Found this little booger outside my front door. He has some big fangs.

Common wolf spider. The live in burrows. To quote The Hitchhiker'* Guide "Totally Harmless"

looks like a Funnel Web Spider to me also harmless.

I'd still step on it even if it was harmless because I hate spiders

Brown Spider...very dangerous...had to deal with them all the time when I lived in Nevada and Arizona.
http://www.desertmuseum.org/books/nh...wn_spider.html

It needs to be a dead spider!! No spider or snake is good unless it is dead

I dont believe there in NY though.

Thats what I thought it was. No, he was already dying. Apparently, he got into some of my insecticide around my house. He wasn't very active when I found him. Thus, the reason I was able to get good macro shots of him.

AHH! I smashed the same spider on saturday when working on my car. I absolutely hate spiders, and smash or run from ones that come near me.