What have found in your car
Joined: Jan 2006
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From: Purgatory, Pennsylvania

Crinkled bag of dope in the horn button. Tons of change under the back seat. Green french Fries. Cassette tapes. A chain mail glove that butchers use.
I found a $20 bill and a 1977 Darth Vader action figure under the rear seat in my Bonneville. I also found a Flowmaster 40 series muffler and exhaust tip together in the trunk of my 1987 Trans Am GTA, I had in high school.
In no particular order:
a .38, several roaches, a joint or twenty, a case of beer (under a backseat), several cd'* (including "The passion of frogs, a night in the everglades") a prosthetic foot, Vicodin, Prilosec, an urn (complete with Grandpa'* ashes) and enough sex toys to start my own shop. And that'* just the stuff you'd believe! Yes, I'm a car salesman. (But the good kind, not the one you want to stab in the eye) I've also returned every single one of the items listed above. Change in the ashtray is fair game.
a .38, several roaches, a joint or twenty, a case of beer (under a backseat), several cd'* (including "The passion of frogs, a night in the everglades") a prosthetic foot, Vicodin, Prilosec, an urn (complete with Grandpa'* ashes) and enough sex toys to start my own shop. And that'* just the stuff you'd believe! Yes, I'm a car salesman. (But the good kind, not the one you want to stab in the eye) I've also returned every single one of the items listed above. Change in the ashtray is fair game.
The funniest had to be a LEO who traded his car and the two hours later called and said "don't look in the trunk, I left some VERY personal stuff in there." Too late, we'd already found his badge, service pistol and giant purple ***** (with lube). "No officer, no one has opened the trunk......."




