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Old Sep 26, 2007 | 09:57 AM
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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went down town and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes and
when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I said to him, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "****." He glared at me and wrote another ticket for
having worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The
more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08."

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It'* important to my health.
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Old Sep 26, 2007 | 10:06 AM
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LMFAO!
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Old Sep 26, 2007 | 10:13 AM
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AHAHAHAHAH, Absolutly Hilarious. Loved every bit. You sir made my morning.
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Old Sep 26, 2007 | 10:22 AM
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Chuckle Chuckle. Made my morning.
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Old Sep 26, 2007 | 10:23 AM
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Sounds like retired people get to be kids again.
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Old Sep 26, 2007 | 10:33 AM
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I've seen that before, except instead of Hillary '08 the bumper sticker said W '04.
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Old Sep 26, 2007 | 11:06 AM
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Yeah, seen that before too, but the Hilary twist at the end makes it sooo much better.
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Old Sep 26, 2007 | 12:57 PM
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We have a few retired guys here...

Stan...Dick and Bob...whatchoo old guys do all day? :P
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Old Sep 26, 2007 | 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted by BillBoost37
Stan...Dick and Bob...whatchoo old guys do all day? :P
I think you answered your own question.
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thats awesome!
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