We're coming, Canada!!
 

http://www.invadecanada.us/

http://www.benemptor.com/invade/headbar6.gif

:lol:

Re: We're coming, Canada!!
 

:rofl: I've heard that one before...it's still funny!!! :D

:shock: reminds me of that silly movie Canadian Bacon
"Mange mes briefs"

Come and get us :twisted:

*hides*

yeah!

You guys have tried it 3 times already, want some more!!!!

Why is the Whitehouse white? Because the Canucks burned it when they occupied Washington for a week after defeating the Yankee army. They eventually got bored and came home. Oh, did they not teach that in history? :lol:

no they didn't :oops: But for some reason i've heard about it three or four times already from Whorora boy... :lol:

--Christine :looklaugh:

And I will continue to beat that one into the ground :wink:

try the beer...6% and thats LIGHT beer :lol:

It's still wombat piss with carbonation.

I hate beer, and i don't want anyone to try to tell me it's an acquired taste :lol:

--Christine :roll:

I take pride in being part of the only country to occupy the white house...

Okay Ladies, What does one wear to an invasion. Shall we color coordinate our outfits? :lol:

woooo....I'm partial to purple...lol

i like my two tone blue paint to match what u think?

I'm warnin ya, you come over, you won't want to go back! hahah!

he might be right :oops:

i came over to montreal for a year and lets jus say the summer time is the only time there is fun there i always wonder about payin 89 cent for a liter of gas a freakin liter come on now i felt like a truck driver feeling up in st hubert let me get $300 CDN on pump 1

Lets not let gas prices spoil yer invasion plans.... :wink:

First round is on me...

oh ok well i need to let all da americans know that toronto is not the capital of canada some people think that I KNOW WHERE I AM GOIN STRAIGHT TO OTTAWA :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Nothing to see there.... :lol:

The only things that worry me are the conversions and I don't speak french

Most of us don't speak French, I can, but I live in English speaking Canada, only one province is French, and the coversions are easy

82 F = 28 C

100 kph = 60 mph

and thats all you need to know :wink:

:twisted: SAK PASSE :twisted:

:shock: but if ya stay in eastern Canada ya really don`t see the best part of it lol just kiddin WEST RULES.............lmao we`s all friendly up here we like all people`s......as for burning your` White house we didn`t wanna but ya done ran outa beer ....and back bacon ...so you know us ...no party here torch it and lets go back home....like a normal party up here :P :roll:

Ohh mes petits este melees!!!
 

Donc, je peux vous appeller un cris de dinde et vous ne peuvez pas saivoir ce que j'ai dit? Sacre, c'est fantastique n'est pas?

(do french swear words count as well?, if so which ones are to be "bleeped" out?)

:lol:

every 3 word u said :)

close enough!!! :?

how close was i? any translations?

Re: Ohh mes petits este melees!!!
 

Well, I could cry like a turkey and you wouldnt know what I said....its fantastic isnt it?

:? :lol:

hmmmmm :oops:

If you guys even think about invading us Im gonna tell Bob from canada you guys are always asking us if we know and he wont be happy with you. You think Montreal winters are tough come spend one on the praries and see what you tink and finally if you still want to come I guess we are just gonna have to defend ourselves with the blocks from our igloos

ROAD TRIP :clap:

Which province? Quebec or New Brunswick?

Thats your field...I'm an Ontarian...I do good Fringlish tho 8)

I am an Ontarian as well. I just recently got dragged kicking and screaming from there 3 years ago. No sunday shopping in Nova Scotia here :shock:

Je suis Americaine mais ich liebe des Canadiens...oh crap! Frengerm!

:canada: We'll booby trap the path with road salt and all your tanks, trucks and cars will rot and rust even before you get to Toronto :twisted: and stealth ?? well.. they're just big ducks for the shooting.. I think Americans should worry about their multi-billion highly sophisticated bomb getting messed up cause they 5 cents to the programmer that forgot to convert Miles to KM.. and hittin themselves and killin more Americans then Canadians can :wink:

Quick.. Grab your Touque.. pack your Kraft Dinner.. arm the snowball !!! We're going to war !!! :wink:

We don't need a big military cause of 2 reasons. Everyone loves Canadians ( I"ve travelled and know first hand ). Secondly, we are so multi-cultured that anyone who wants to invade risk hurting their relatives here.. come on.. everyone has relatives in Canada, that would be like bombing your own house or cuttin off your nose to spite your face.. hee hee..

P.S. They're coming up cause they know we have the best coffee then that Columbian crap... TIMMIES FOREVER !!

I don't have relatives there but I've always wanted to visit. I've seen a lot of made for TV movies that Canada is where all the criminals run to escape US law. like Bambi Benick or something like that. She fit right in for a while. I can just imagine how funny you would think I talk. I mean I was born & raised in Chicago, moved to MS so people in both places tell me I talk funny I still say things like "you guys" and "pop." I've worked for my boss for 3 years now and he still can't understand my northern accent. Oh well. Perhaps one day I can make the trek to "Oh, Canada....."

I was never taught about when the Canadians occupied the White House. Inform me. I'm assuming it was A LONG TIME AGO and doesn't have the slimmest chance of happening again. About the same chances Iraq had.

:laughing: Best response yet!! :lol:

War of 1812 WIk :wink: