Yeah, yeah....so how about never? is never good for you?

That was my point.

A woman who was having trouble getting along with her 13 year old wanted to know if the child was to old to drop off at a fire station as an abandoned child.

My wife and I were at a concert once and a woman who was sitting next to me turned and asked if I had ever been this close to a real woman before, my wife overheard the question and asked her if she ever got her *** kicked by a real woman before.

I thought it was funny as hell but I was sitting in the middle so I kept my mouth shut.

In reference to my LSS. Does that have the 3100 in it.

in regareds to my Bonne....you know you left your lights on....I know

Haha, ya I just adjusted my time down to 10 seconds vs. the minute it was set at by default.

*while I was buying one of those things that goes on your visor that holds your cds, this is what the cashier asked me*

So, do you have a car?
Nope. Heeer'* your sign.

"If I have no refills, can I still get this prescription?"


and no Im not kidding...