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Old 05-14-2010, 12:32 PM   #1
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And certainly is Not Just with Hispanics. And not meant to defame or inflame those that do it the right way......

WAKE UP AMERICA!



*Let me see if I got this right.....*

- IF YOU CROSS THE *NORTH KOREAN* BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

- IF YOU CROSS THE *IRANIAN* BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED
INDEFINITELY.

- IF YOU CROSS THE *AFGHAN* BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

- IF YOU CROSS THE *SAUDI ARABIAN* BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE
JAILED.

- IF YOU CROSS THE *CHINESE* BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE
HEARD FROM AGAIN.

-IF YOU CROSS THE *VENEZUELAN* BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE
BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

- IF YOU CROSS THE *CUBAN* BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO
POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE *U.*.* BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU
GET................................

1 - A JOB,


2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE,


3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,


4 - WELFARE,


5 - FOOD STAMPS,


6 - CREDIT CARDS,


7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,


8 - FREE EDUCATION,


9 - FREE HEALTH CARE,


10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON,


11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE,


12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'* FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU
DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT.

13- WE CONTINUE TO ADD LANGUAGES BESIDES OUR OWN TO ALL ASPECTS OF OUR LIFE HERE IN THE US WHILE WE SUBSIDIZE THE ADDITIONAL EXPENSE OF TEACHING YOUR CHILDREN ENGLISH TO FURTHER THEM WITH FREE EDUCATION


I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE
I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION...*
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That sums it up.Meanwhile Americans can't get help or find jobs. Nice Eh??!!!!!
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I firmly believe that our gov't needs to start serving AMERICANS and not the rest of the world first.
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You must take care of your own "backyard" then police the world!
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IMO, Texan residents should be allowed to have a few acres along the border. A brand new house, and a shaded deck with a Browning M2 .50 cal and high power scope. In lieu for property and house, you must prevent any and all border crossings.
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IMO, Texan residents should be allowed to have a few acres along the border. A brand new house, and a shaded deck with a Browning M2 .50 cal and high power scope. In lieu for property and house, you must prevent any and all border crossings.
Hey now there'* an idea. Good thinking Mike.

It really is sad the situation of the border. They need to just be shot as they come across.
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I have an idea on how to get rid of some of our nations debt.

1st) Sell Hawaii and Saipan back to Japan
2nd) Sell Puerto Rico and the Dominican Republic back
3rd) Sell So-Cal, Arizona, Nevada, and New Mexico back to Mexico. Also as a part of this all illegals in Texas and the part of Cali not sold have to go back to Mexico or will be killed on the spot.
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Yep, that sums it up. I read in the paper today, Americans split on AZ law. Split? Funny, I heard on Fox that 69% are in favor of it. I hardly call that split.
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IMO, Texan residents should be allowed to have a few acres along the border. A brand new house, and a shaded deck with a Browning M2 .50 cal and high power scope. In lieu for property and house, you must prevent any and all border crossings.
Haha that'* an awesome idea. I've always said we should build a tall brick wall and put heat-seaking .50 cals on top of it.
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I have an idea on how to get rid of some of our nations debt.

1st) Sell Hawaii and Saipan back to Japan
2nd) Sell Puerto Rico and the Dominican Republic back
3rd) Sell So-Cal, Arizona, Nevada, and New Mexico back to Mexico. Also as a part of this all illegals in Texas and the part of Cali not sold have to go back to Mexico or will be killed on the spot.



No.no.no! that'* all wrong. Sel one of the Dakotas ,Carolinas and/or Virginia'* don't need 2 each
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