ummm... i thought getting $75 for it was high.. ill be glad to get rid of it for that much...

i was expecting to get nothing for it, but just have them take it off my hands..

Oh, then in that case, demolish it.

Get some people drunk and give them hammers, or sledgehammers, or knowing women, their purses (they're made of lead, I swear...)

If you desire, you could get it to run and set it in drive and place a brick on the accelator and let it rip towards a tree.

the junk yard wants it for parts, not scrap metal