Two Trees
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Two Trees
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty
word or two in it, but, here is one:
Too tall trees, a birch and a beech, are
growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow
between them, and the beech says to the birch,
"Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree
expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech
or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree.
He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a
son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash
I have ever put my pecker in."
word or two in it, but, here is one:
Too tall trees, a birch and a beech, are
growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow
between them, and the beech says to the birch,
"Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree
expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech
or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree.
He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a
son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash
I have ever put my pecker in."
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