Keeping the Preacher

If you don't get a chuckle out of this, go to the emergency room right

away - you may be dead and don't know it....enjoy...

The Preacher

A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that

will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants

him to leave.

Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up and

proclaims, "If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac

every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!"

The congregation sighs in relief and applauds.

Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says "If the

Preacher will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary and also

establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his

children!"

More sighs and loud appl ause.

Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, "If the Preacher

stays, I will give him sex!"

There is total silence.

The Preacher, blushing, asks her "Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say

that?"

Sadie'* 90 year old husband Jake is now trying to hide, holding his forehead

with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side, while his

wife replies "Well, I just asked my husband how we could help and he said

'Screw the Preacher!' "

P.*. Isn't senility something else?



Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.

You know I laughed.

I was thinking of you when I posted!!!