Tree Hugger - GM Forum - Buick, Cadillac, Chev, Olds, GMC & Pontiac chat


Lounge For casual talk about things unrelated to General Motors. In other words, off-topic stuff. And anything else that does not fit Section Description.

Reply
 
 
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 09-01-2006, 02:59 PM   #1
Senior Member
True Car Nut
Thread Starter
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 3,295
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
MyLittleBlackBird is on a distinguished road
Default Tree Hugger

While walking through the Boulder Colorado woods a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing? " I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied. "You gotta be kiddin' me."

"No, would you like to give it a try?" Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this the other guy, slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.

Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the hell happened to you?" He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there. When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and
said, "This just ain't gonna be your day cupcake..."
MyLittleBlackBird is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-01-2006, 03:02 PM   #2
Senior Member
True Car Nut
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Right in front of you
Posts: 7,965
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
SSE14U24ME is on a distinguished road
Default

Just a question.... If he had him handcuffed to the tree how did he get his shirt off of him??

Other than that.... Funny joke
SSE14U24ME is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-01-2006, 03:03 PM   #3
Senior Member
Posts like a Corvette
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Frederick, Maryland
Posts: 1,441
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
VigCS is on a distinguished road
Default

ew anal sex is gross
VigCS is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-01-2006, 03:11 PM   #4
Senior Member
Certified Car Nut
 
dbeast420's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: My reclining computer chair
Posts: 11,269
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
dbeast420 is on a distinguished road
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by VigCS
ew anal sex is gross
Don't even want to know how you know
dbeast420 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-01-2006, 03:11 PM   #5
Senior Member
True Car Nut
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Lethbridge, Alberta, _______Canada._______ West Coast Bonneville Fest ___05,06,07 Survivor___
Posts: 8,134
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
SSEimatt93 is on a distinguished road
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by VigCS
ew anal sex is gross
Doesnt say anything about that there...something is on the top of your mind eh
SSEimatt93 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-01-2006, 03:17 PM   #6
Senior Member
Posts like a Corvette
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Frederick, Maryland
Posts: 1,441
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
VigCS is on a distinguished road
Default

I guess I misunderstood the joke then....I figured when the guy kissed him he was going to preceed with a pulp-fiction backroom style scene.
VigCS is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-01-2006, 03:20 PM   #7
Senior Member
True Car Nut
Thread Starter
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 3,295
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
MyLittleBlackBird is on a distinguished road
Default

He may have just been sympathetic and was going to tell the poor gentleman who was stuck to the tree that the thief had already ran a $10,000 debt on his credit cards...
MyLittleBlackBird is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-01-2006, 03:24 PM   #8
Senior Member
Posts like a Corvette
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Frederick, Maryland
Posts: 1,441
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
VigCS is on a distinguished road
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by MyLittleBlackBird
He may have just been sympathetic and was going to tell the poor gentleman who was stuck to the tree that the thief had already ran a $10,000 debt on his credit cards...
How would the sympathetic man know the thief, though. Extreme coincidence or are they working together?
VigCS is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-01-2006, 03:26 PM   #9
Senior Member
True Car Nut
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Right in front of you
Posts: 7,965
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
SSE14U24ME is on a distinguished road
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by VigCS
Quote:
Originally Posted by MyLittleBlackBird
He may have just been sympathetic and was going to tell the poor gentleman who was stuck to the tree that the thief had already ran a $10,000 debt on his credit cards...
How would the sympathetic man know the thief, though. Extreme coincidence or are they working together?
HOW did he get the guys shirt off if he was handcuffed???
SSE14U24ME is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-01-2006, 03:26 PM   #10
Senior Member
True Car Nut
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Montevideo, MN MWBF '05, '06, '07 WCBF '06 '07 survivor
Posts: 3,882
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
sonoma_zr2 is on a distinguished road
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Quote:
Originally Posted by VigCS
Quote:
Originally Posted by MyLittleBlackBird
He may have just been sympathetic and was going to tell the poor gentleman who was stuck to the tree that the thief had already ran a $10,000 debt on his credit cards...
How would the sympathetic man know the thief, though. Extreme coincidence or are they working together?
HOW did he get the guys shirt off if he was handcuffed???
Knife?
sonoma_zr2 is offline   Reply With Quote
 
 
Reply

Related Topics
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
You have to love tree hugger logic Danthurs Lounge 30 04-30-2010 12:08 PM
Oh Christmas Tree Oh Christmas Tree... Darrel Lounge 15 11-26-2007 07:56 AM
Car vs Tree - Tree Wins redwingsfan34 Lounge 5 09-05-2007 12:21 PM
christmas tree, oh christmas tree. jwakamud Lounge 8 12-21-2006 08:06 PM
oh beer tree, oh beer tree... harofreak00 Lounge 9 11-27-2006 12:05 AM


Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 06:09 AM.


We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.