Hey I know how Mortehl can get some of that money back, whatever she keep talking about something you hate, take one buck from the transmission jar. That should get you back several bucks then tell her that there'* a "Mortehl Tax" and take some more.

Your daily rate is accelerating...

Not good for your wallet, but I'm sure your wife doesn't mind. :P

Fuel...I don't think his wife says anything wrong.. she the nicest sweetest person.

(I'm still trying to figure out why she married him...lol)

You guys know by us ribbin him...he'* probably talking about it more... :P

Morty... take your pet Stinky for a walk and tell him about it where the wife can't hear you.

This is Morty:



This is his money jar:



ANY QUESTIONS?

harshly by a guy who can't decide to buy a Yugo or a Ferrari

Hah.

Good ones all around. Amazingly enough, I didn't add to the jar last night!

Withdrawal Complete???

Hell no! Was out of the house until late.

When you have a second on your hands, just keep thinking, tranny....tranny...tranny...I want my car back.....tranny....tranyy....tranny...I want my car back....




That should get you going for another little while, lol. Tonight will cost you a fortune.

Haha I know how you feel. My car was in the body shop for 3 weeks, and I had to drive a 00' Camry. WOW, you get used to the pace of a Bonneville...
Also, I have a tendency to complain a lot when I don't have my car, and when I get it back, I still complain about all the precious time I missed that I could have spent with her.