Top 10 Things I Hate About Star Trek
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Re: Top 10 Things I Hate About Star Trek
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8. Reversing the Polarity.
For cripes sake Giordi, stop reversing the polarity of everything! It might work once in a while, but usually it just screws things up. I have it on good authority that the technicians at Starbase 12 HATE that. Every time the Enterprise comes in for its 10,000 hour checkup, they've gotta go through the whole damned ship fixing stuff. "What happened to the toilet in Stateroom 3?" "Well, the plumbing backed up, and Giordi thought he could fix it by reversing the polarity."
2. The Holodeck.
I mean, it'* cool and all. But do you really believe that people would use it to re-create Sherlock Holmes mysteries and old-west saloons? Come on, we all know what the holodeck would be used for. And we also know what the worst job on the Enterprise would be: Having to squeegie the holodeck clean.
For cripes sake Giordi, stop reversing the polarity of everything! It might work once in a while, but usually it just screws things up. I have it on good authority that the technicians at Starbase 12 HATE that. Every time the Enterprise comes in for its 10,000 hour checkup, they've gotta go through the whole damned ship fixing stuff. "What happened to the toilet in Stateroom 3?" "Well, the plumbing backed up, and Giordi thought he could fix it by reversing the polarity."
2. The Holodeck.
I mean, it'* cool and all. But do you really believe that people would use it to re-create Sherlock Holmes mysteries and old-west saloons? Come on, we all know what the holodeck would be used for. And we also know what the worst job on the Enterprise would be: Having to squeegie the holodeck clean.
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4. A Star Trek quiz:
Kirk, Spock, McCoy, and 'Ensign Gomez' beam down to a planet. Which one isn't coming back?
Kirk, Spock, McCoy, and 'Ensign Gomez' beam down to a planet. Which one isn't coming back?
LOL..same idea
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Originally Posted by Twister97
Originally Posted by Jim W
I need a holodeck 
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Originally Posted by MOS95B
For the ST-TNG fans, just found this... http://picard.ytmnd.com/
haha hehe hoho! That is cooooool! I like it! And TNG was my favorite, then Deep Space 9, All the movies were great!
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Originally Posted by SMALLBLOCK
I have a spare set of Dilithium Crystals that I aquired at a swap meet in Red secter A of the Romulan galaxy if anyone is intrested. Installed correctly, the buick 3.8 will respond favorably to their properties..........
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Originally Posted by Twister97
Originally Posted by Jim W
I need a holodeck