Toilet Paper
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Toilet Paper
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining
to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling her it'* not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with
a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and
stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
How long will this take?", she asks.
"They'll grow larger over a period of years." he replies.
The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?"
"Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He lived, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again....
Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining
to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling her it'* not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with
a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and
stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
How long will this take?", she asks.
"They'll grow larger over a period of years." he replies.
The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?"
"Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He lived, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again....
I didn't expect that outcome. LOL 
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