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Old 12-05-2006, 01:15 PM   #1
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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining
to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling her it'* not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with
a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and
stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

How long will this take?", she asks.

"They'll grow larger over a period of years." he replies.

The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?"

"Worked for your butt, didn't it?"







He lived, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again....
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Another good one!!! IMO.

You're on a roll today...
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I didn't expect that outcome. LOL
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REPOST




and do a search and see who posted it before
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Either way that'* hilarious!
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Oh c,mon


here let me give you a hint

http://www.bonnevilleclub.com/forum/...e+toilet+paper
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Bill'* joke of the day.....mildly adult in nature. LMFAO!
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Hey, that was two years ago. I believe that a two year old joke is worth recycling.
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