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Old Dec 2, 2010 | 02:34 PM
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There is a factory in* Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.

The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager'* door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo'* all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo'*. She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little pieces of fabric, wraps them around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little packages between Elmo'* legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena ..

I'm sorry, he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...

Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
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Old Dec 2, 2010 | 02:37 PM
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!. That was funny.
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Old Dec 2, 2010 | 02:51 PM
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oh man, that was a while getting there but worth it. Good one!
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Old Dec 2, 2010 | 02:55 PM
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Very nicely played
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Old Dec 2, 2010 | 04:48 PM
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lmao that is hilarious
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Old Dec 2, 2010 | 08:56 PM
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Nicely played Sam! Friggin needed a huge laugh!
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Old Dec 2, 2010 | 09:12 PM
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Thats a good one Sammy
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Old Dec 2, 2010 | 09:30 PM
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Now that was a good laugh.
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