“You just go ahead,” the man in the shopping mall said to his wife. “While you’re shopping, I’ll browse in the hardware store.”
An hour later, she returned and saw him at the checkout counter.
The clerk was ringing up the last of a pile of tools and supplies that would fill up two wheelbarrows.
“Are you buying all this?” his wife asked incredulously.
“Well, yes,” he said, embarrassed. Then waving his arm toward the interior of the store, he added, “But look at all the stuff I’m leaving behind!”

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Married for 40 years, John and Betty decided they wanted to renew their vows and planned a second wedding. They were discussing the details with their friends.
Betty wasn’t going to wear a traditional bridal gown and she started describing the dress she was planning to wear. One of her friends asked what color shoes she had to go with the dress. Betty replied, “Silver.”

At that point, John Chimed in, “Yep, silver… to match her hair.”
Shooting a glaring look at John’* bald spot, Betty’* friend said, “So John, I guess you are going barefoot.”

John And Betty, that'* funny. I wonder if he did go barefoot

I'm waiting for Boost & MOS to chime in.

first one. Yaaaaa



second one . Boooo

Ya, look at how much money he saved by leaving the rest of the stuff in the store!

The first one I pictured MOS buying stuff for the house and the second one I pictured another BC member but I won't say who.