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Old 03-19-2010, 04:29 PM   #1
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Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna.

Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped.

The others looked at her questioningly. 'that was my pager,' she said. I have amicrochip under the skin of my arm.

A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear..

When she finished, she explained, 'that was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.'

the older woman felt very low -tech. Not to be out done, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom..

She returned with a piece of toilet paperhanging from her rear end.

The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.

The older woman finally said..........well, will you look at that......i'm getting a fax!!
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Grody! Blech! Ew!
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Wow the ingenious minds of the elderly
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Lmao!!!
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I got excited when I read this title. Then I saw that it was in the Lounge and not The Yellow Light District, and my heart sank a little. But still hilarious.
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That'* beyond description. I think I threw a little up a little from the visual
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LOL and ^^^ X2

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Not what I expected, not even close.
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I had Chinese for Dinner last night, I'm expecting alot of faxes today.
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I had Chinese for Dinner last night, I'm expecting alot of faxes today.
Thats a little too much info
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