As the New Year approaches, here are a few points to ponder:

Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut saves you 30 cents?
Number 2 - In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006: We know exactly where one cow with
mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in
America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal
immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the
Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration

Good ones Tracey. Esp #8 and I just had a sandwich

I've heard that saying somewhere before, I love it. Makes me think of some of the other drivers at work

Used to be my signature. I forget where I first saw it, but it made me think of my co-workers....

We both had it in our sigs at the same time. It reminded me of my ex.

I'm going to be laughing at your list for some time! Most excellent.

That was good Tracy, im passing along.



and as for # 8---- we want a nap after either

And we're always are ready for seconds

After the nap!

At least at my age, that is...

with most men it seems to be at least 20 minutes (not necessarily a nap though)